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bewvelvet
36-year-old Woman
denton, Texas, United States |
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| 11/21/2009 |
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| Friends |
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Virgo |
Interests: cats, kittys, bunnies, squirrels, hairy people that look like any of these mentioned animals.1950s greeting card illustrations, vacuum cleaners, disney world, the gayness of christmas, cute little fat birds, eating meat, eating tables, graphic & interior design, like-minded dorks, living in denial, living on a prayer, noodle art, old appliances, reindeer sweaters, sarcasm, swordfights with empty wrapping-paper tubes, vintage crap that boarders a little on the ugly side, justice
Fav Music: scratch acid, stiff little fingers, naked raygun, rapeman, faith no more, the wedding present, just about anything with a banjo or a xylophone. fuck you if you don't like dolly parton. favorite record right now : harry belafonte - calypso
Fav Flicks: who's afraid of virginia woolf, Airplane!, the jerk, raising arizona, oh brother where art thou, peewee's big adventure, the seven year itch, shaun of the dead
Fav TV: anything about the civil war, american history documentaries, the history channel, strangers with candy, curb your enthusiasm, absolutely fabulous, Deadwood, DEADWOOD!!!!
Vices: balls
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| I was born a poor brown squirrel |
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| your dog is a lazy asshole. [] |
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| My Name: |
| beth |
| About Me: |
"Government big enough to supply everything you need is big enough to take everything you have ... The course of history shows that as a government grows, liberty decreases" - Thomas Jefferson
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i enjoy a nice salty ham and a dry wit.
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| About My Ink: |
| Yes, there are thousands and thousands of uses for corn, all of which I'm going to tell you about right now! |
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| bewvelvet has 167 Friends: |
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katyah |
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| About Whom I Want to Meet: |
fellow dorks and nerds. people who actually do more than just 'shoot me a friends request'.
tell me something. ANYTHING.
milli vanilli before they were busted. a real life Doc Brown.
also, other members of the Fart Force Action Team
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joelemire
 
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harlow
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| Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 00:14 |
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You said you couldn't be with someone who didn't believe in you. Well I believed in you.
You just. Didn't. Believe. In. Me. |
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nomadicroots
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| Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 09:10 |
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nomadicroots
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| Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 16:22 |
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| hey there!! how you doing. what kind of bird do you have? i have an african grey! |
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jr76
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| Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 09:39 |
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| Thanks for the add crazy beautiful!!!! |
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vorcu0920
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| Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:07 |
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| Just passing by love your pictures have a great weekend,Vinny |
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80slovergirl
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| Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 03:28 |
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| my unicorm horn has a hard on for you... |
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80slovergirl
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| Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 00:12 |
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| my birthday party is sat at my sisters in round lake .. i BETTER see you and Clint Eastwood there.. starts at 4pm.. booze, bbq,bags,bonfire and me getting drunk and stripping.. dont miss it.. text or call me.. or else i will blow your phone up with numerous drunk calls.... i love you and your huge breasts.... |
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80slovergirl
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| Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 16:18 |
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the thought of me seeing you makes me fart unicorns and rainbows...
i miss you...... |
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gabetsgh
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| Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 11:01 |
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| lol most of them are pretty cool, some i just have on my friends list cause i like their tattoos. but yea they are decent folks. you are one of the cool ones if you were wondering |
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fuzzy
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| Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 21:10 |
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sarahannmarie
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| Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 16:49 |
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13sinner666
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| Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:36 |
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mrhazy
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| Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 20:02 |
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IT WAS ALMOST LIKE YOU WERE THERE !
almost |
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mrhazy
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| Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:11 |
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| I washed my balls sooooo good this morning thanks for the tip ! |
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johnnyknuckles
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| Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 21:18 |
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| if you were lurking in my bushes id be laughing and just say dont stand outside just come in. |
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elwheels
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| Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 09:25 |
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littlehardcore
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| Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 16:34 |
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| weird I like to vacuum, llamas, cats and hobos too |
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littlehardcore
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| Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 19:44 |
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| I will try not to, but I make no promises... lol |
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littlehardcore
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| Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 17:21 |
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| just wanted to drop by and say HELLO to my new friend.... so HELLO!!!!!! |
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dukie
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| Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:57 |
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i love all your pieces, they're so unique and vibrant!
OH! & the "if you cut me" album was very entertaining too!
hahaha
that is all... |
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tc7005
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| Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 03:28 |
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| Fart Force Action Team??? Say what? anyways, pretty neat tattoos, some very original ideas,.... you may have just inspired me to get a Roy Lichtenstein piece. |
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americandevil
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| Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 22:36 |
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| I was just passing by and wanted to leave you a comment. |
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jeffthreat
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| Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 19:06 |
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adamcharles666
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| Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 23:00 |
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gdit1891
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| Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 01:02 |
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| I am too.... Sooooo Uber. Double dog dare? |
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sinbar
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| Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 20:56 |
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um no.
i was pooping my pants way before you were born!
so, suck it!
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zelo75
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| Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 18:53 |
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| Stoppin in to say hi to all those in Chicagoland area |
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13sinner666
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| Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 15:47 |
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| yes, yes i did have time on my hands today |
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13sinner666
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| Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 15:34 |
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I get along with all the women singers, but especially Dolly Parton. We talk the same hillbilly language.
Loretta Lynn
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13sinner666
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| Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 03:26 |
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| london...a city steeped in history, culture, and shoes |
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gcast29
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| Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 18:46 |
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emily666
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| Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 08:31 |
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well damn first time anyones used me and lovely in the same sentence ;)
have a good day doll i mean love ;) |
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deadrising
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| Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 01:35 |
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| Cheers for the add aye Beth..... fricking awesome art you have on..... cheers ;p |
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adriftatsea
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| Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 01:44 |
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| A little reminder of your southern roots. |
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zelo75
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| Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 20:45 |
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| thanks for the add. where did you get your tattoos done? you have some really cool stuff. |
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80slovergirl
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| Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 19:13 |
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| so did you have a hangover this morning? who were you there with last night????? i miss you... |
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80slovergirl
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| Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 22:29 |
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i love you, i love you , i love you ..
i am coming home this weekend and we are hanging out..
i want to touch our boobs together and make unicorns..
your reaally pretty.. |
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brandonbocian
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| Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 05:31 |
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| now wait a minute... i'm pretty shallow, really there's no REAL substance to who i am, i've kinda just based my life around myspace and inkednation... oh crap. |
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80skaty
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| Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 23:45 |
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| Thanks for the add! I like what you have to say about people obsessed with image on here, true that. I love your tattoo work! |
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13sinner666
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| Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 07:08 |
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| and at last housework can be macho! |
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13sinner666
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| Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 07:07 |
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| Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 23:49 |
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skully
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| Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 01:08 |
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| off to h-town in a few hours. i'll let ya know all the fun details. |
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13sinner666
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| Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 03:16 |
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pecfireboy
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| Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 18:49 |
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| Thanks for adding me love the hair |
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| Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 01:29 |
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nojnoj
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| Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 04:31 |
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Well Beth, i can't send you a message untill you've commented on my profile, so i'll just write here.
You have a cool profile, and it seems we have a few things in common, we both like llamas www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama , you are very pretty...i'm not. I hold the world record for vacuuming a rug that was 10m x 10m. I am definately retarded. I live in the UK, but chicago sounds nice.
I begginning to feel, i'm in a little 'state of emergency' and will end up 'nobodys hero' with a 'wasted life' in an 'alternative ulster' and all people will say is 'jonny was' !
Well i hope i ain't been too much of a fuckball ? Looking forward to you telling me something ;) |
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nojnoj
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| Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 04:07 |
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| Thanks for the add, Im a fixin to send you a message |
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13sinner666
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| Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 02:18 |
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ASDA now part of the walmart family
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